TOPIC: Chuck Norris Jokes

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4045

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Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a Diet Coke.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4046

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4047

Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	is Chuck Norris. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4048

Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	When Chuck Norris slices onions, he makes the onions cry. :'( Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris's computer is going to crash.... Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4050

Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	Chuck Norris's website has never had a hit. NOBODY hits Chuck Norris's website. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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