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TOPIC: Chuck Norris Jokes

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4713

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4721

lol

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #4728

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could Chuck Norris?

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 11 months ago #5052

Chuck Norris caused "The Big Bang" and is therefore the father of the universe.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 9 months ago #6698

The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 9 months ago #6875

When an episode of Walker Texas Rangers accidentally aired in France, the French surrendered just to be on the safe side.

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