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TOPIC: Chuck Norris Jokes

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4187

There is no derivative (dx/y) to Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4190

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.


I hope Im not the only one that gets this!  lol


After teaching math for years, and taking tons of calculus and physics classes, I get it ;)


Oh God, Calc, you made my body shudder....  I'm soooo glad I'm done with that!  And I only had to take one class. lol  ???

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4203

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4204

Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4208

If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4210

Your site's Alexa ranking has gone from 283K to 273K since the introduction of the Chuck Norris jokes category.  Obviously he approves...

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