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TOPIC: Chuck Norris Jokes

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4213

That's because he visits the site daily and when Chuck Norris visits he counts as a thousand users, not one.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4216

Chuck Norris sets ants on fire with a magnifying glass...

at night.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4254

Chuck Norris invented the giraffe by front kicking a horse in the head.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4272

Chuck Norris has counted to infinity, twice.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4294

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie,

on a unicycle.    :P

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4459

Things cops never say to Chuck Norris:

Well, they don't say anything... they do bow though.

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