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TOPIC: Chuck Norris Jokes

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4124

Chuck Norris can punch a diamond so hard it becomes a piece of coal again.

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4125

You can't do a Google, MSN or Yahoo search for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris finds you...

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4126

Okay, last one for the day -

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.    :-\

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4128

Man that's so cool.  Don't loose the pic again.  lol

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4135

Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer.

But doctors have never been able to get him to cry.    :'(

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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #4163

As a kid, Chuck Norris did not wear Superman pajamas.

Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas, to this day.

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