TOPIC: I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive
woman waving at him.
She says hello.
He's rather taken back because he can't place
where he knows her from. So
he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father
of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been
unfaithful to his wife and says, "Oh My, are you the stripper from
my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies
watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly,





"No, I'm
your son's teacher." 

Very funny...far better than mine!

Ok, now that was funny. Talk about getting caught, but that's what happens!

Isnt that the truth Dom. Glad you guys enjoyed.

Frank

For a minute there I thought another one caught up to me. ;D

Better watch out Gerry!