TOPIC: Toot to the Beat

You're sitting on the bus when you realize you really need to pass gas but you're still at least ten minutes away from getting off.

As you bear the pain as best you can, it occurs to you the music, especially the bass, is pretty loud, loud enough to provide some audio cover. So you decide to go for it and begin to time your toots to the beat.

After a couple of songs, as you're approaching your stop, you start to feel much better. As you rise from your seat, you silently congratulate yourself on your ingenuity, but as you head toward the front door you notice people are really glaring at you.

And that's when you realize, you've been listening to your iPod.

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