TOPIC: Fart Football

This is my first post on the message board so I thought I would start off with a joke.  As my two sons have always proven to me, you can't go wrong with a fart joke:

An old married couple is in the bed when the old man passes gas and says "Seven points".  His wife rolls over and says "What in the world was that?"
The old man says "It's fart football".  A few minutes go by and the wife lets one go as well and says "Touchdown, tie score!"  After five more minutes, the old man lets another one go and says "Aha, I'm ahead 14 to 7".  Not to be outdone, the wife rips out another one and says "Touchdown, tie score"  A few seconds later she lets out a squeaker and says "Field goal, I'm up 17 to 14!"    Not wanting to lose, the old man strains to produce another smelly sound but instead poops in the bed.  The wife asks "What the hell was that?"  The old man replies "halftime, switch sides".

Your sons were wrong!



Welcome anyway!!

LOL, ewwww!!!!

Sounds like Dom's fantasy team..... ;D

I'm sorry, are you referring to Dominic's undefeated fantasy team?

I think his sons were right. It's a good one.