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2008's First Christmas Joke 15 years 11 months ago #4558

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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said,� 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.'

The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It represents a candle', he said.

'You may pass through the pearly gates'�Saint Peter said.�

The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.'

Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'.

The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and� finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.

St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked,�'And just what do those symbolize?'

The man replied,�'These are Carols.'�

And So The Christmas Season
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