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Pregnant turkey 15 years 11 months ago #4329

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PREGNANT TURKEY STORY

One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
traditional feast. Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom
decided to play a trick.

She told my sister that she needed something from the store. When
my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven. She
removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen, inserted it into the
turkey, and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s)
back in the oven. When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled
the turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled
out the little bird. With a look of total shock on her face, my
mother exclaimed, 'Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!'
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!

Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!

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Dominic Maricic Offline Administrator Dominic Maricic Posts: 14156 Karma: 5 Thank you received: 57	LOL. This a personal true story? Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Carl Brown Topic Author Offline Elite Member Posts: 193 Thank you received: 0	O no! Just something that is worth passing along this time of year. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Carl Brown Topic Author Offline Elite Member Posts: 193 Thank you received: 0	Come on now my hair is not Blonde it is White. Sometimes that is even worse. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Dominic Maricic Offline Administrator Dominic Maricic Posts: 14156 Karma: 5 Thank you received: 57	It could have been Blonde as some point! Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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