TOPIC: Shoulda bought a hat

An elderly couple, Margaret and Allan, moved to Houston to become custom home builders.

Allan always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything different about me?'

Margaret looked him over. 'Nope'.

Frustrated, Allan stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. Again, he asked Margaret a little louder this time, 'Notice anything different NOW?'

Margaret looked up and exclaimed, 'Allan, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow!'

Furious, Allan yelled, 'AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?'

'Nope', she replied.

'IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!'

Without changing her expression, Margaret replied, 'shoulda bought a hat, Al. You shoulda bought a hat.

LOL OMG that's just wrong.... lol

Hahaha, that's hilarious. Nice first post Carl

I can believe you said that.