TOPIC: Two black eyes

Little billy came home from church one Sunday and much to his dads surprise he had two black eyes.
When his dad asked" son, how in the world did you get those black eyes at church" the boy exclaimed..." We'll dad, I was in the pew behind old mis wiggins and when we stood p to sing , I noticed that her dress was stuck up the crack of her but.....so I was trying to be kind and reached out and pulled it out.....then POW!!! She hit me in the eye".... Wow his dad proclaimed but how in the world did you get the other black eye...."we'll dad, when I realized how mad that made her, I reached out and poked it back in!!,!,!,!

lol

I thought this one different...