TOPIC: Surprise!

An excited young man runs into the drugstore, and asks the pharmacist for a condom. The pharmacist grins at the lad, and asks "Big date, huh.just one for you sir?" The boy boasts, "she's the hottest chick in school, it's our first date, and I hear she LOVES it! Give me a case". So the lad buys a case of condoms.
Later, at dinner with the "hot gal" and her parents,the boy keeps to himself, hardly eats, or even looks up. So after dinner, the girl states " I never knew you were so shy. You hardly spoke or looked at my parents". And the lad answered, "and you never told me your dad was a pharmacist!"

OOPS!