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Dr. Seuss B-day 11 years 11 months ago #47050

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Its Doctor Seuss Birthday... Here's his take on Aging.
The  Cat In The Hat On Aging

I cannot see
I cannot pee
I cannot chew
I cannot screw
oh, my God, what can I do?
My memory shrinks
My hearing stinks
No sence of smell
I look like hell
My mood is bad-- can you tell?
my body's drooping
Have trouble pooping
The Golden Years have come at last
The Golden Years can kiss my ass
:o

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Re: Dr. Seuss B-day 11 years 11 months ago #47058

lol

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Dominic Maricic
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Re: Dr. Seuss B-day 11 years 11 months ago #47090

Looks and sound more like me every day.

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