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TOPIC: Will I live to see 80?

Will I live to see 80? 12 years 1 month ago #46407

Here's something to think about.
I recently picked a new primary care doctor.  After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.  (I'm moving past 65)
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Do you smoke cigars or drink beer or wine?"
I lied and said, "Oh no, and I don't do drugs either"
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
Again I lied and said, "Not much...I understand that red meat is very unhealthy."
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicyclng?"
"No I don't", I said.
He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No", I said.
He looked at me puzzled and said...
"Then why do you even give a s**t?"

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Re: Will I live to see 80? 12 years 1 month ago #46411

Hahaha

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Dominic Maricic
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