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TOPIC: The Old Flame

The Old Flame 11 years 7 months ago #43251

I received a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who this morning called "out of the blue" to see if I was still around.  We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic times we used to enjoy together.  I couldn't believe it when she asked if I would be interested in meeting up and rekindling some of that "old magic".  "Wow!" I was flabbergasted.  "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now", I said, "I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last saw me.  Plus I don't really have the energy I used to have".  She just giggled and said she was sure I could still rise to the challenge.  "Yeah", I said. "Just so long as you don't mind a waistline that's a few inches wider these days! Not to mention my total lack of muscle tone...everything is sagging and I'm developing jowels like a Great Dane!"  She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.  She teased me saying that tubby, gray-haired, older men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

"Anyway," she giggled, "I've put on a few pounds myself!"

So I told her to get lost.

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