TOPIC: Guts and balls

Subject: guts and balls 


Distinction between Guts and Balls

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words: there is a
medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people
having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS - is arriving home late, after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask, 'Are you still cleaning,
or  are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and slapping your wife on
the butt and having the Balls to say, 'You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

Both result in death.

Niiiice...   


That cleared it up alright. It is now very obvious to me that I have neither "Guts" nor "Balls" anymore.

LOL... I just couldn't resist posting it. I would have to say most any guy (who isn't lying) lost their's years ago!

Just a few days after the wedding...      That was hilarious.

That is funny. I do not think I have guts or ball to do that.

I'd do it...and Jeff knows me well enough to know I would!  ;D ;D ;D