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TOPIC: Good Opening Lines

Good Opening Lines 12 years 3 months ago #37304

This guy has been sitting in a bar all night, staring at a blonde wearing the tightest pants he's ever seen.  Finally his curiosity gets the best of him so he walks over and asks, "How do you get into those pants?"  The young woman looks him over and replies, "Well, you could start by buying me a drink".

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