A man was dining in a fancy restaurant and there was a gorgeous redhead at the next table. He had been checking her out since he sat down, but lacked the nerve to talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye flew out of its socket toward the man. He reflexively reached out and grabbed it out of the air and handed it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry" the woman said as she popped her eye back in place. "Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you", she said. They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they went to the theater, then drinks.
They talked, they laughed, she shared her deepest dreams and he shared his. She listened. After paying for everything, she asked him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap, and stay for breakfast. They had a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooked a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The man was amazed. Everything had been so incredible! "You know", he said, " You are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"
No, she replied..."You just happened to catch my eye".
