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TOPIC: The Snake and the Rabiit.

The Snake and the Rabiit. 13 years 9 months ago #33846

This one is not dirty but it sounds that way.

A snake a rabbit both blind since birth are having a discussion.  Neither knows what they are because they are blind.  The snake says to the rsbbit let feel each other and we can tell each what we are.....

Rabbit says Ok me first.  So the snake starts feeling....mmmm warm fuzzy fur, fast heartbeat, warm, nice soft big ears.....I know you are a rabbit!

Rabbit is all happy and starts to hop off.  Snake says hey what about me.  So the rabbit starts feeling the snake.  mmm....the front end is the same as the back end...cold, slimmy and scaley...... not much of a heartbeat at all and very slithery................................I KNOW IKNOW SAYS THE RABBIT......YOUR A LAWYER.


Preston Sandlin

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Re: The Snake and the Rabiit. 13 years 9 months ago #33905


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