TOPIC: 100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT

100 MILE AN HOUR GOAT

Two rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along
they come upon a huge hole in the ground.

They approach it and are amazed by the size of it. The
first hunter says "Wow, that's some hole; I can't even see the bottom. I
wonder how deep it is."

The second hunter says,
"I don't know, let's throw
something down and listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom."

The first hunter says, "There's this old automobile transmission here, give me a
hand and we'll throw it in and see".

So they pick it up and carry it over, and count one, and
two, and three, and
throw it in the hole.

They are standing there listening and looking over the edge
and they hear a rustling in the brush behind them.

As they turn around they see a goat come crashing through
the brush, run up to the hole and with no hesitation, and jumped in head first.

While they are standing there looking at each other,
looking in the hole and trying to figure out what that was all about, an old
farmer walks up. "Say there", says the farmer, "you fellers
didn't happen to see my goat around here anywhere, did you?"

The first hunter says, "Funny you should ask, but we were just standing here a
minute ago and a goat came running out of the bushes doin' about a hunert miles
an hour and jumped head first into this hole here!"

The old farmer said, "Why that's impossible! I had him chained to a transmission!"

lol

That,s funny