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Home Depot 15 years 2 months ago #19944

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Pete was fixing a door and found that he needed a new hinge, so he sent his wife Gayle to Home Depot.

At Home Depot, Gayle saw a beautiful Bathroom faucet while she was waiting for Walt, the manager, to finish waiting on a customer.

When Walt was finished, Gayle asked, "How much for that faucet?"

Walt replied, "That's pewter and it costs $300."

"My goodness that sure is a lot of money!" Gayle exclaimed.

Then she proceeded to describe the hinge that Pete had sent her to buy, and Walt went to the back room to find it.

From the back room Walt yelled, "Gayle, you wanna screw for that hinge?"

"No, but I will for the faucet."

... and this is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot.

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Re: Home Depot 15 years 2 months ago #19947

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Re: Home Depot 15 years 2 months ago #20037

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Re: Home Depot 14 years 4 months ago #33675

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Re: Home Depot 13 years 4 months ago #42462

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I don't know about customers but I hear employees find "screws" in the back room!!!

I bet they're really happy they began hiring women! :-X :-X

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