TOPIC: Wet Yer Whistle!

Hi folks! Billy Jays here!

Warm weather will be here real soon!

Doesn't just the thought of that conjure up images in your minds?  Outdoor activities, gardening, ball games, mowing the lawn - well, you name it!

You will be doing it!  And you will need to Wet Yer Whistle!

Have you worried about what to do when you get thirsty this summer?

I know I have.  And I want to help you with that!

Let me introduce my new product!

I call it DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!

Now I know what you're thinking!  Hey, isn't that the stuff so many people are writing about?

Well, yes it is!  But don't believe everything you read about it!

OK, you can believe it, because it was all true, but it's not what you think!  Believe me, DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE is totally safe!  I drink it all the time!  So call now!

Sure, everything that guy said was right and all, but it was presented in a way that made DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE seem like something it isn't!  And I gotta say, he did a great job!

You can believe me!  I'm Billy Jays!

Our DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE meets all code requirements!  That means it is filtered ONE TIME to the MINIMUM STANDARDS required by law!

Hey folks!  It's time to Wet Yer Whistle!  And it's time to wet it again and again!

So CALL NOW!  And if you do call in the next twenty minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to share DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE with your friends when they come over, I will throw in a case of Lotsa Nuts! absolutely free!

What drink could possibly Wet Yer Whistle! better than DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE and what could possibly go better with a tall drink of that than Lotsa Nuts! ?

Imagine how proud you will be to offer your friends and neighbors some of my Wet Yer Whistle! and Lotsa Nuts! ?

Take it from me, Billy Jays!  Wet Yer Whistle! will change your life!

So CALL NOW!  And drink deeply!

Hey Billy!

Where have you been! I've been lost without the ability to spend my money on your great products!

Billy has had three products in the last month.  He didn't post them here?

Nope! That explains why I'm running low!