TOPIC: On the side

Not busy with inspections now so taking on some construction work.  Here is my last project.

Looks good. I need the stairs done at my condo, want to come out?

You'll probably back out when you find out how much I charge for travel.
Actually I had a request to do a home inspection in California once.

"Benchmark Home Inspections, Bert speaking."
  "Hi.  Is Bruce there?"
"You must have the wrong number.  There is no Bruce here."
  "I am looking for a home inspector."
"I am a home inspector.  What can I do for you."
  "Can you do an inspection in (forgot the town's name)"
"Where is that?"
  "In California."
"I would love to do that but I don't think you can afford what I would charge for travel.  I am in Ontario Canada".
  Silence for a few seconds, then, "Oh my.  Maybe I better find someone else."

Probably someone near me. I'm about 10 miles from Ontario, CA. So Google could easily have thought that was Canada depending on what they were searching for.