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TOPIC: Licensed Electricity

Licensed Electricity 12 years 4 months ago #31856

Hi folks!

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    * When is low voltage not too low?
    * What do white bears have to do with polarity?
    * When it's best to reverse reversed wiring.
    * Breaking circuits for Dummies.
    * John Jacob Tingleheimer Wiresmith.
    * She'll be comin' round the service disconnect.
    * Can I plug it in now?
    * Can I turn it on now?
    * Roasting wire nuts brings out the flavor.
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    * How to be your own Dog, The Sub-Panel Hunter!

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Be proud to show this to your friends and family, clients and associates!  Hang it on your wall, or print it for the side of the unmarked car you will use as you travel from job to job!

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Licensed Electricity.

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
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Re: Licensed Electricity 12 years 2 months ago #33552

LOL

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Re: Licensed Electricity 12 years 2 months ago #33563

My previous post is the one that inspired this one by Billy, Jarrod.

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