TOPIC: A few questions

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....
Does that mean that one out of five enjoys it?

Why do croutons come in airtight packages?



Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?



If it's true that we are here to help others,

Then what exactly are the others here for?


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

I thought about how mothers feed their babies

with tiny little spoons and forks... So I wondered

what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks?



Is it true that you never really
learn to swear until you learn to drive?

As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice:

When you put the two words,

'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells THEIRS?






  YOU, make it a great day!
Lord, please keep Your arm around my shoulders
And Your hand over my mouth! Amen __

Amen...