TOPIC: Words of the Day...

Mexican words of the day

The teacher told Pepito to use the following words in a sentence.

1. *Cheese*
Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

2. *Mushroom*
When all my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.

3. *Shoulder*
My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
;shoulder.

4. * Texas *
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!

5. *Herpes*
Me and my fren ordered pizza.  I got mine piece and she got herpes.

6. *July*
Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!  Julyer!

7. *Rectum*
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

8. *Chicken*
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.

9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry wheelchair

10. *Chicken* *wing*
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

11. *Harassment*
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her honey  harassment
nothing to me.

12. *Bishop*
My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.

14. *Budweiser*
That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so ugly?

I just saw this.  Those were fabulous Carl!

COCKATOO: My friend was in the bathroom and I told him to hurry  because I had to go COCKATOO!

SODAS: My vieja has beeg tatas and SODAS her sister.

JUICY: Hey vato, I will roll the joint, and ju tell me if JUICY the cops!!!

JUAREZ: My viejita slapped me and I said JUAREZ your damn problem!

TISSUE: Hey vato if you don't know how to do it, let me TISSUE how!

HEATER: My lil sister started to choke...Pero my mom told me to HEATER in the back!

BRIEF: Hey homes, my lady farted in the car and I couldn't BRIEF!

WATER : My vieja gets mad and I don't even know WATER problem is!

HIGHWAY : I turned around in bed, looked at my wife and said HIGHWAY! Put some make-up on cabrona. You scared me!

HORCHATA : You can keep talking your crap, HORCHATA hell up!

FRITO : After arguing with the pinche policia he told me I was FRITO go!

Got some yuckers there John...!

LOL I jus copy n past!

Be sure you paste in the past, and not present pastings in the present...