TOPIC: A "Real" Woman

WOMEN
A real woman is a man?s best friend.
She will never stand him up and never let him down.
She will assure him when he feels insecure
And comfort him after a bad day.
She will inspire him to do things he never thought he
could do; to live without fear and forget regret.?
She will enable him to express his deepest emotions
and give in to his most intimate desires.
She will make sure he always feels as though
he?s the most handsome man in the room
and will enable him to be the most
confident, sexy, seductive and invincible?...






No, wait?.sorry,
I?m thinking of scotch.
It?s scotch that does all that shit!
Never mind.
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