Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess,"Will you marry me?" The princess said, "NO!", and the prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and had sex with curvy women and hunted and fished and played golf and went to naked bars and dated women half his age and drank whiskey, beer, and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and kept his house and his guns and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up. The end.
