TOPIC: A Mathematician's View of Women

Here's how a mathematician has solved the woman equation:

1.  To find a woman you need Time and Money--
    Therefore:
                  Women = Time X Money

2.  "Time is Money"--
    Therefore:
                  Time = Money

3.  Therefore:
                  Women = Money X Money
    Or:
                  Women = (Money)²

4.  "Money is the Root of all Problems" (Square Root in this Case)
    Therefore:
                  Money = (Problems)^1/2

5.  Substituting (Problems)^1/2 for Money Yields:
                  Woman = Money X Money = (Problems)^1/2 X Problems^1/2

Which we all know yields:  Women = Problems ;D

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