TOPIC: The Soldier and the Nun

The Soldier and the Nun

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of bre ath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later.'

The nun agreed.

A mome nt later two Military Police ran up and asked, Sister, have you seen
a soldier?'

The nun replied, 'He went that way.'

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and
said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'

The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of
legs!'

The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.'

LOL

Thats just wrong!!

LOL