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TOPIC: My Funniest Inspection Ever

Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 7 months ago #10803

That's why I face east instead of south sweet dreams..
The wife always tells me everything on me is heading south. LOL

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Gerry Pallotta
Alota Home Inspection Services
Greater Toronto Area Home Inspector
Mississauga Home Inspector
Inspecting the following areas
Toronto,Mississauga,Brampton,Oakville,Vaughan,Richmond Hill,Markham and Pickering

Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 7 months ago #10804

Well, Gerry, there's an image we don't need to delve into!

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com
Northern Virginia Home Inspector
Festina Lente - Make Haste Slowly

Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 7 months ago #10812

Well my house faces south and I can't read your chart! And Gerry, make sure no one chops down your wood. That happened in the US a few years ago and was all over the news.

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Dominic Maricic
Home Inspector Pro Home Inspection Software - CEO

Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 7 months ago #10826

Is this better?

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com
Northern Virginia Home Inspector
Festina Lente - Make Haste Slowly

Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 7 months ago #10851

Yes thank you. I know see that I'll get recognition and fame. I guess my next house needs to face East & South East. Does your backdoor count?

So the guy facing North East didn't want Education & Knowledge eh? lol

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Dominic Maricic
Home Inspector Pro Home Inspection Software - CEO

Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 7 months ago #10855

There's a long story there.  It faced the opposite of Marriage and Romantic Happiness, which is what he wanted in life.  It would have been bad luck to be opposite of what you really want in life.  About six months after I did the inspection on the house he ended up buying, I was contacted by the realtor for another inspection.  He told me that this client was arrested for killing his wife.  Apparently in the house we inspected.

So, he ended up with the opposite anyway...

Bad luck?

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com
Northern Virginia Home Inspector
Festina Lente - Make Haste Slowly
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