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TOPIC: My Funniest Inspection Ever

Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 3 months ago #18669

Well we know which way you need to face to avoid taking viagra! Nobody wants small wood!

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Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 2 months ago #20208

I had a similar thing happen here a while back, Hindu client as I recall, backed out of the deal after the inspection because the house faced the wrong direction. There was also something about being able to see the back door from the front door, which meant all your money would go as quickly as it came, or something like that.

I don't know, crazy stuff, but gives me an Idea...become well versed in Feng Shui, and offer it as an ancillary service! "Would you be requiring a Radon test or Termite? How about a Feng Shui inspection for only $75?" :)

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Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 2 months ago #20279

Bryan - there are people here who do a Feng Shui analysis on houses!  They charge a whole lot more than $75!!  It is a big deal.  It includes your house numbers - they like for the numbers to end in an upward direction - like 13135 or something like that.  A downward trend is bad luck.

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Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 2 months ago #20302

What a wonderfully funny story buddy. I wonder if the 4 is the street number or the house number.  :D

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Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 2 months ago #20310

April, for feng shui I think the house numbers are the only relevant ones.  The street number may have significance, but, hey, I don't know!

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Re: My Funniest Inspection Ever 15 years 1 month ago #22576

In vegas they buried a bible in the concrete footing when they build the house.

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