TOPIC: Git Yer Gap!

Hi everyone!  Billy Jays here!

Today I am going to introduce our first product for kids only!

They will love it!

I call it Git Yer Gap!

Boys and girls, do you know how scary it can be to go to your parents' doors only to find them closed?  And they are usually those big, double doors!  What can you do?

Well, have a look at this!

This is Git Yer Gap!

From a distance like this it might not look like much!

But it is!  You know, as you approach the door, sometimes your parents are making noise and sometimes they aren't?  Sometimes the TV is on and sometimes it's not?  Or music is playing and sometimes it's not?

Don't you wonder?

Of course you do!

Well wonder no more.  Here's Git Yer Gap!

Now with Git Yer Gap! you can peep your parents without them even knowing!  It makes an opening wide enough to see inside!

I guarantee you, you will gape while you gawk with Git Yer Gap!

But you say, "Billy, I can see through the door and some of the room, but I can't see the whole room!"

I know!  I know!

That's why if you call in the next 20 minutes, cause we can't do this all day, and promise to tell one of your friends at school, I will throw in our special Mole Mirror for free!

So call now!

The Mole Mirror is made to fit precisely through the gap in Git Yer Gap! so you can surveill the entire room!

There will be no more wondering as you peep your parents!  And trust me, you'll see them but they won't ever see you!  Try not to drop it as you gape while you gawk!  That makes noise!

So CALL NOW!

Be sure to have your mommy's credit card when you call!  You know where it is!  Then take one of the phones to your room and have a quiet chat with one of our trained Peeporators, um, friendly, consulting phone conversationalists!  Speak quickly and quietly.  If you don't know your address, get some mail so you can see exactly where you live!

And before you know it Git Yer Gap! will be on the way!  And at your door!

No doubt your parents will say, "Wow, THANKS Billy Jays!" when they find out what you've been up to!  But don't worry, their tone of voice will be one of appreciation!

So CALL NOW!

Be the first of your friends to get Git Yer Gap!  It will change your life, maybe forever!





Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC

Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia

www.jaymarinspect.com

Oh, the humanity!  ;D ;D ;D

This is new construction and how the builder left the master bedroom door for my clients!  I had a lot of fun teasing them about it, hence the new product!  I told them they would have to move their bed into the bathroom!

Haha. Looks like you need to point out that the mirror can be used in the gap under the door too!

Here a gap, there a gap, everywhere a gap, gap!