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TOPIC: Tube Yer Top!

Tube Yer Top! 14 years 2 months ago #35279

Hi kids!  Ever wish you could add a spot light trained on your front sidewalk?

Or maybe a camera to watch the yard or the neighbors?

Or how about a telescope to spy on those neighbors across the street?

Well, wish no more!

Hi, Billy Jays here!

All you need is our newest product, Tube Yer Top!

Yes, with Tube Yer Top! you can have all of that!

And more!

Your use of Tube Yer Top!  will only be limited by your imagination!

Now wouldn't Mrs. Kravitz have LOVED my Tube Yer Top! to spy on Darren and Samantha?!

You will LOVE it too!

And you can put it any place on the roof you want!  Or add more than one!

We can make that happen!

Call now, and for your $4.44 one of our friendly and knowledgeable Tube Consultants will have your new Tube Yer Top! out our door and into yours!  And pay just a small additional shipping charge and get it before next spring!

AND, if you promise to tell your neighbor, and because we can't do this all day, if you call now we will ship you a second Tube Yer Top! absolutely free!

So CALL NOW!

Put one on the front roof, and one on the rear, and you can have complete lighting or viewing of your entire yard!  Imagine your neighbor's surprise when he walks in front of the house only to have a spot light insure that he doesn't trip on the sidewalk!  Or just knowing that you are watching his every move will only make you closer as neighbors!  Maybe you can be the spark that brings the whole neighborhood together!  And if they collect on your yard with torches and pitch forks, well, just think of the warmth that will bring to you and yours!

Call now and Tube Yer Top! will put you on TOP OF THE WORLD!  Or at least on top of your roof!  And as you look down to survey your kingdom just remember that Billy Jays is on your side!  So call now!
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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com
Northern Virginia Home Inspector
Festina Lente - Make Haste Slowly

Re: Tube Yer Top! 14 years 2 months ago #35309

Are you telling me there's a camera until those ugly pitched roof tiles?

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Dominic Maricic
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Re: Tube Yer Top! 14 years 2 months ago #35310

I think it's just clever roofing.  But Billy is suggesting imaginative uses...

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com
Northern Virginia Home Inspector
Festina Lente - Make Haste Slowly
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