That's right folks. And you thought it was all about helping clients? Another full day of SEO and website training out of the goodness of his heart? In San Diego?
Well now the TRUTH COMES OUT.
Seems DOM, the Ruler of all things HIPPIE, has set us all up. The conference is a sham. It is merely smoke and mirrors for the real reason he needs to be in San Diego.
COMIC CON. That's right. DOM is only putting this conference on so he can write off the trip for his meek and mild alter-ego as a software developer. You see he really dresses like his logo. The green shirt, the little blue cap and the glasses.
When in actuality........
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Faster than a mdgrape-3 processor
Stronger than that damn bubble wrap around a DVD
Able to leap empty cheetoh bags in a single bound.
LOOK ! Up on the Stage.
It's a bird, it's a plane, NO - IT'S SUPER DOM.....
Yes it's SUPER DOM. A strange visitor from another SoCal suburb who came to the internet with powers and abilities far beyond those of normal software developers. SUPER DOM can write software that meets the needs of his clients, change the SEO rankings of lowly websites, and who, disguised as Dominic Maricic, mild mannered, cookie eating computer nerd, fights the never ending battle for Page Ranking, Website Traffic and keeping Jeff Knight from taking over every message board thread about software.
JULY 24th. WEBSITE OPTIMIZATION AND MARKETING SEMINAR, SAN DIEGO. BE THERE !
