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TOPIC: Get Tacky!

Get Tacky! 14 years 7 months ago #31329

How often have you gone outside to see that the wind blew your fascia wrap off the house and not have the perfect nail to put it back up with?

I know that's happened to me!  Well, don't let it happen again!

Hi, Billy Jays here!

I have just the fix for that problem!

You need to Get Tacky! That's right, Get Tacky! will solve that problem in no time!

What you need is a box of our special generic nails, right for any application and the perfect repair for that pesky anything!  When your box arrives they might look like regular, bright roofing nails, but don't be fooled!

Get Tacky! nails virtually disappear, no matter where you nail them!  You don't even have to use the original holes to make them look like they aren't even there!

Get Tacky! nails mix with any metal.  Don't worry about that galvanic series issue.  With Get Tacky! nails it's no problem!!

Get Tacky! nails can touch anything with no future problems!

Just one payment of $7.77 will get you your first box of Get Tacky! nails!  And if you call in the next 20 minutes, because we can't do this all day, we will send you your very own dirty rag so you can put your own special fingerprint touches on the repair!  No body's repair will look anything like yours!

You won't be tacky when you repair with Get Tacky! So call now!

My recommendation:  When you hire out repairs to be done by professionals, hire professionals!!  Anything else will leave you with, well, tacky repairs.  At best.
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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com
Northern Virginia Home Inspector
Festina Lente - Make Haste Slowly

Re: Get Tacky! 14 years 6 months ago #31899

I'll take 2 boxes please :D

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Dominic Maricic
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Re: Get Tacky! 14 years 6 months ago #31900

Thanks Dom, but I think you need to call...

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Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC
Based in Bristow, serving all of Northern Virginia
www.jaymarinspect.com
Northern Virginia Home Inspector
Festina Lente - Make Haste Slowly
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