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TOPIC: I have fallen on hard times

I have fallen on hard times 15 years 2 months ago #4762







For Sale—One (1) Wife, slightly used, 1964 Model

Date: 2008-04-14, 2:09AM PDT


Needs muffler, as it is currently VERY LOUD. Intake valve is stuck in the open position.

Rear end needs major overhaul. A crack there has grown monstrously large.

Needs re-wiring—Many wires are currently crossed.

Lots of little dings in the body, which have been covered up with too much paint in a
failed effort at camouflaging them.

Needs re-upholstering—Carpet has turned a dingy gray.

Needs front-end work--Headlights are too close to the ground, and fenders are too far apart.

May not pass emissions test, as it currently produces foul clouds of malodorous gases on a regular basis,

Heater works great. Hot air is never in short supply..

Asking $500 or trade for 1984 model.

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Re: I have fallen on hard times 15 years 2 months ago #4779

1984!?  To quote Dirty Harry, "A man's got to know his limitations...!"

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Re: I have fallen on hard times 15 years 2 months ago #4794

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I would take you up on your offer but I just can't justify two identical models.

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Re: I have fallen on hard times 15 years 2 months ago #4798

LOL

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Re: I have fallen on hard times 15 years 2 months ago #4800

And why exactly...?

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Re: I have fallen on hard times 15 years 2 months ago #4801

1 man 1 woman that is how it was written.

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