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TOPIC: Police dog

Police dog 15 years 2 months ago #4582





One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under
The shade of  a tree, and headed into a restaurant for something cold to
drink.

Twenty minutes later, a policeman entered the restaurant and asked, 'Who
owns the dog tied under that tree outside??

The blonde said it was hers.

Your dog seems to be in heat,' the officer said.

The blonde replied, 'No way. She's cool 'cause she's tied up under that
shade tree.?

The policeman said, 'No! You don't understand. Your dog needs to be
bred.'

'No way,' said the blonde. 'My dog doesn't need bread. She isn't
Hungry 'cause I fed her this morning.'

The exasperated policeman said, 'NO! You don't understand. Your dog
wants to have sex!'


(You gotta love this) .....






The blonde looked at the cop and said, 'Well, go ahead. I always
wanted a police dog.?

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Re: Police dog 15 years 2 months ago #4591

Um...  Can that happen?

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Re: Police dog 15 years 2 months ago #4636

Um...  Can that happen?


LOL. Sure Jay, that's how all police dogs are made.

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Re: Police dog 15 years 2 months ago #4677

How about hot dogs?

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Re: Police dog 15 years 2 months ago #4687

Wiener dogs.

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Re: Police dog 15 years 2 months ago #4688

And the band "Three Dog Night?"

Wow!  Never mind...

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