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Baby Airplanes 13 years 1 month ago #18109

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A mother and her 5-year-old son were flying Southwest Airlines from Denver to Dallas. The son (who had been looking out the window) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"



The mother, who couldn't think of an answer, told her son to ask the flight attendant.



So the little guy walks up to the galley and asks the flight attendant, 'If big dogs have baby dogs and big cats have baby cats, why don't big planes have baby planes?"



The flight attendant responded, "Did your mother tell you to ask me that?"



The boy said, "Yes, she did......" "Well, then, please tell your mother that there are no baby planes because Southwest always pulls out on time. Have her explain that to you."

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Re: Baby Airplanes 13 years 1 month ago #18126

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Lol That's a good one Will. ;D ;D

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LOL!

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Re: Baby Airplanes 13 years 1 month ago #18225

LOL

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Re: Baby Airplanes 13 years 1 month ago #18898

Nice!

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Re: Baby Airplanes 13 years 1 month ago #19475

So thats why I have so many kids! I'll have to remember that.

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