TOPIC: Let Your Light So Shine

Here is a post I shared with another site before Christmas.  Dom thought you might want to see it here -->

This is my favorite time of year!

It is the season of light.  The Reason for the Season was announced with a new light in the sky.  This Reason is the Light of the world, a lamp unto our feet, and actually confounds darkness, which cannot stand in its presence.

I think we should all let our lights shine.

Such an opportunity was presented to me just this weekend.  I was driving in town, minding my own business, in the left lane of two.  A young lady pulled up beside me on the right, and as we drove together I saw she was saying things to me through the glass, which I could not hear.  At the same time she reached completely across her body and with a single finger of her right hand told me in no uncertain terms that I am number one!

I could only wonder what I did to deserve this great compliment!  Going too fast?  No, it is a 25 mph zone and I was not going fast.  Was she upset at my SUV?  No, it is a hybrid, so it couldn't be that.  I had no idea what I had done to deserve this emphatic number one!  But I thought, I AM number one!

We pulled to a red light together.  As I glanced over she was complimenting me with even more emphasis.  Our windows were closed so she was yelling, but I could not hear what she was saying.  And her gesturing now included an up and down motion with her hand!  Wow, what a compliment this had become!

I thought, "Gee, in this season of goodwill and peace I should return the favor."

So I did.  On the seat to my right lay an important tool.  I call it Enlightener.  It is a special flashlight, 1,000,000 candles in brightness, which can light up an attic space like no body's business!  It is so bright there is a little sticker on the front that could not have been written by a lawyer.  It reads simply, "Do not look directly into the light."

Well, I can tell you that this is true.  I have a couple of times, and they are right, you shouldn't look into it.  The spots go away after a couple of minutes, but it is one bright light!  Without looking, but out of the side of my eye, I could see that my new friend was still gesturing to me her very persistent message.  I picked up Enlightener, pointed it in her direction, and turned it on.  As I did, out loud I said, "Let your light so shine, Baby doll!"

Well, the cabin of my SUV lit up like it was suddenly filled with concourses of angels!  My surrounds filled with light!!  I glanced over and my new friend's gestures had been replaced with an odd assortment of squints and blinks.  I felt warm inside.  I had let my own light shine!  As the light turned green, and I pulled away, there was even more satisfaction upon hearing a series of blaring horns to my rear as, apparently, my new friend was wisely waiting for the spots to disappear.  Were the horn blowers letting their lights shine too?  Well, it seems there was not much seasonal goodwill and peace behind her.

And I thought, I AM number one!  And don't you forget it ... Baby doll!

This is my favorite time of year!

Let YOUR light so shine too!

Hilarious

Same light.  Great for people that like to tailgate with their "brights" turned on.  Just don't use it when traffic is moving.  Wait till you are at a light and pray it isn't a cop.

Man you know what I would like to get? I want one of those LED signs embedded in my tailgate so when people tailgate (every day thing around here) I can send them a nice bright message!  

I think that people who drive around me should pray that I never come down with a fatal disease. 

I have decided that if I ever get diagnosed with only weeks to live I am going to buy an old "64 pick-up truck.  I'm gonna weld a big steel I beam to the front bumper and drive around looking for Stupid F'n drivers.  You know the ones.  Driving with their knees while they talk on the cell phone with one hand and are shaving or putting make-up on with the other...... all the while staring in the mirror.  Or that jerk that tailgates.  Hope he enjoys running into the 3 foot sharpened spike sticking out of the rear bumper.  Then there is the person that has absolutely no traffic in front of him yet finds the need to change lanes and slow down in front of me.  Hope he enjoys the ditch I am going to push him into.....

Nothing like venting.  I feel much better now.  Have a nice day. 

LOL  You just described every Oklahoma driver in one paragraph!  lol

I tell people all the time, you can tell the true nature of a person by how they drive.  (and there have been studies on this).  Also I say you can tell how clean a person is by how clean they keep their car!  (no studies on this one).  lol