TOPIC: Hose Bib Preserver

Have you ever been on a cruise, or a fishing trip, or even a boat ride with your friends?

Of course you have!  And what's the first thing they want you to know about?

A sturdy, form-fitting, attractive life preserver!

Hi, Billy Jays here!

When was the last time you noticed your hose bib loosely hanging on the wall?  Or with large gaps all around it letting in cold air or insects?  Or maybe it is boring and you just want to gussy it up with an eye-catching surround?

Well, wait no longer!

Introducing HOSE BIB PRESERVER!

Hose bib loose?  No longer!  Does it leak air?  No longer!  Is it so blah that when your guests come to the door and see it they yawn?  Well, NO LONGER!

Now your hose can look good enough to eat -- like a hose bib apple fritter!

For only three easy payments of $2.49 you can have the sturdiest, most energy efficient, and most attractive hose bib on your block!

And wait!  If you call now, because we can't do this all day, we will throw in a second HOSE BIB PRESERVER absolutely FREE!  So call now!

And think of this - imagine the savings at Christmas when you don't need a welcoming wreath on your door because you already have one on your hose bib!  And not just one, but TWO hose bibs!!

Take it from me, Billy Jays, nothing will say who YOU are better than the HOSE BIB PRESERVER!!

Our polite and knowledgeable customer service representatives are standing by...  so call now!

Jay, I mean Billy, you are AWESOME!!

Call now...

I just called and ordered 5!

Did you get the different, designer colors Dom?

I got blue and red. I wanted to be patriotic.