TOPIC: Juliet Will Be Calling Romeo Any Day Now

A picture says a thousand words.

Look carefully!

I will have to supplement this picture with a conversation I had just the other day.  I arrived at my inspection and discovered a crew "remodeling" the house.

It was purchased by an investor who is fixing it up to flip it.

The work was well underway.  I looked briefly at the balcony and went right inside.  I was met by "the crew."  My conversation went something like this:

Me (in italics): What's going on with the balcony outside?

The Crew:  It was an old balcony that leaked into the living room.  So we are replacing it.

(What you are looking at below is plywood with about a 2 degree slope.  There is a dimple in the middle of it which will create a puddle about the size of a beach ball.  There is no flashing at the edges.  There is no gutter above the balcony.  Presumably a railing will be put on later...)

But you have already repaired and painted the living room ceiling.

We wanted to get it out of the way when we painted the rest of the house.

But you aren't finished with the balcony.  Why isn't it going to leak now?

Well, first we put down Tyvek and that's water proof.  Then we put shingles on top of that (you can see them carefully wrapped over the edge). Then we nailed down the plywood real tight.

The plywood you have there isn't meant for that kind of application. How are you planning to protect it?

We have this.  (He holds up a bucket of roof tar, ONE GALLON!!)  That will keep it dry.  Then on top of that we are putting pressure-treated deck wood for the people to walk on.

Are you professional roofers?  (I asked that knowing they aren't)

No, but the guy in charge is.

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I have to say, the rest of the house was just as impressive.  New roof, new kitchen, new baths, new receptacles, new light fixtures, fresh paint, new carpeting, and a new deck yet to be built out back - wow, the works!

And no permit to be seen anywhere!

Have you mentally counted the number of nails through that balcony roof yet??  What's the over/under on when it will begin leaking??

My recommendation:  When your clients are buying a flipped house, try to find out who the contractors are, their experience and licenses and whether a permit was pulled to do the work.  If not, be very, very careful!!

Hopefully, when Juliet stands on the balcony to call Romeo, she won't be standing in a puddle in the dimple!

It's days later and I am still working on the report...

Jay, are the tab shingles hanging down supposed to be 'flashing' or what? That is a real piece of work  I must say.

Ian - "drip edge..."

What do you want to bet they try to hide those shingles under a gutter?

My mistake, how could I have mistaken that drip edge for flshing? :-[

No know.

No, No. that is what I would call that mess.