TOPIC: Last One To Post Wins!!

I never win anything, this might be my lucky post. 

Nope sorry. Good try though! How's business in Bakersfield?

May I wish a winning day to all...

Hey Jay, how many inspections did you have today?

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Three plus

Hey Jay, how many inspections did you have today?

Three plus a pre-drywall this evening.  Just getting home - long day.  Why?  Three more tomorrow.  The rest of the week is almost completely booked, and will be by tomorrow.  I am busy out the wazoo.

I had a really funny one last week.  The lady was five months pregnant.  During the inspection she went from manic laughter to fitful weeping about five different times!  It was a riot.  Her husband kept lowering and shaking his head and saying, "PIA."  Finally I asked him what that meant.  He said, in a very tired voice, "Pain in ass..." 

I told the manic/depressive lady that a couple of weeks ago I had taken a picture of the belly of a five-month-pregnant lady with my IR camera.  It was quite clear where the baby was, so I took its picture and sent it to them.  I had never done that before - it was pretty cool.  She got real excited and asked me to take one of her baby.  I did not have my camera with me and told her that.  She collapsed onto a sofa, dramatically put her hand on her forehead, and, in her best Scarlett O'Hara at Tara voice said,  "Damn you Jay!"

I looked at her husband, who already had his head lowered and shaking, and what do you think he said?