TOPIC: Best Divorce Letter -ever

Re: Best Divorce Letter -ever 15 years 11 months ago #4495

Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	You're the editor... chang'em! I KNEW the story was not about you... Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Best Divorce Letter -ever 15 years 11 months ago #4496

Carl Brown Topic Author Offline Elite Member Posts: 193 Thank you received: 0	Heck no. I can take a joke to that is the way I got so that is the way I passed it along. Who knows what the names in the next one will be or what the story line will be. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Best Divorce Letter -ever 15 years 11 months ago #4497

Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	Well, it won't be Jay... or Jayne... Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Best Divorce Letter -ever 15 years 11 months ago #4498

Carl Brown Topic Author Offline Elite Member Posts: 193 Thank you received: 0	Who knows they might be. They could maybe even be John and Joan. Dominic Denise One never knows. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Best Divorce Letter -ever 15 years 11 months ago #4499

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My wife and I went to Lowe's a few months ago to pick out a new kitchen faucet. This very weird "woman" helped us. "She" introduced "herself" as Joan.

Clearly this was a man trying to look and act like a woman - soft, high voice, bad fingernail polish, stylish female blue jeans (he did NOTHING for them...) and this awful girl's haircut. He was either thinking he was female on the inside or in the process of trying to be on the outside. Either way, he/she completely freaked my wife out.

We went somewhere else to get our faucet.

A couple of weeks later I asked about him/her to another store clerk and he/she had been let go...

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Re: Best Divorce Letter -ever 15 years 11 months ago #4500

Carl Brown Topic Author Offline Elite Member Posts: 193 Thank you received: 0	Kinda funny he was after a new faucet and look too. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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