TOPIC: NEVER SAY TO A COP

NEVER SAY TO A COP 16 years 9 hours ago #4433

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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas )
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
5. Are You Andy or Barney?
6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
8. I pay your salary!
9. Gee, Officer...That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Y es, I know there are no othercars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
12. When the Officer says "Gee ....Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with,"Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"

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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 15 years 11 months ago #4437

Dominic Maricic Offline Administrator Dominic Maricic Posts: 14156 Karma: 5 Thank you received: 57	Very funny Carl, I like the last one! Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 15 years 11 months ago #4445

Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	I considered every one of those, and your title is a well-chosen one... Those were good! Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 15 years 11 months ago #4457

John Sopher Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2417 Thank you received: 0	LMAO... Oh and I have some cop friends!!! ;D Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 15 years 11 months ago #4458

Jay Markanich Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2552 Karma: 1 Thank you received: 0	Check the Chuck Norris site joke location... Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: NEVER SAY TO A COP 15 years 11 months ago #4460

John Sopher Offline Platinum Member Posts: 2417 Thank you received: 0	Jus did. lol Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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