TOPIC: Chuck Norris Jokes

Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #14078

Mike Jewett Offline Premium Member JaxHomeSpy, LLC Posts: 136 Thank you received: 0	I never meant to upset you Chuck! Here's an offering: When Chuck Norris says "more cowbell!", he MEANS it. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #14092

Dominic Maricic Topic Author Offline Administrator Dominic Maricic Posts: 14156 Karma: 5 Thank you received: 57	I never meant to upset you Chuck! Here's an offering: When Chuck Norris says "more cowbell!", he MEANS it. I thought that was Christopher Walken!? Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #14097

Mike Jewett Offline Premium Member JaxHomeSpy, LLC Posts: 136 Thank you received: 0	It is! But when Christopher Walken says it, he doesn't MEAN IT. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Chuck Norris Jokes 15 years 5 months ago #14128

Dominic Maricic Topic Author Offline Administrator Dominic Maricic Posts: 14156 Karma: 5 Thank you received: 57	True, very true. Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Chuck Norris 14 years 8 months ago #29698

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How did we get through yesterday without any Chuck Norris jokes?!?!?

Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

When Chuck Norris played golf for money, Chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time. A pro at the golf club said to Chuck: "Excuse me sir, but you cant score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, "I'm Chuck Norris". The man then proceeded to pour gas over his body and set himself on fire because that would be less painful than getting roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him in the face anyways.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

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Re: Chuck Norris 14 years 8 months ago #29702

Ian Niquette Offline Platinum Member Just another goofy lookin guy with no hair!! Posts: 1355 Thank you received: 0	That's right, 70 I think he is now, right? Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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