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Re: Last One To Post Wins!! 15 years 5 months ago #14727

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Re: Last One To Post Wins!! 15 years 5 months ago #14731

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Re: Last One To Post Wins!! 15 years 5 months ago #14734

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Dominic Maricic Topic Author Offline Administrator Dominic Maricic Posts: 14156 Karma: 5 Thank you received: 57	Hey Jay, how many inspections did you have today? Check this box to be notified of replies to this topic. Note: BBcode and smileys are still usable.
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Re: Last One To Post Wins!! 15 years 5 months ago #14777

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Three plus

Hey Jay, how many inspections did you have today?

Three plus a pre-drywall this evening. Just getting home - long day. Why? Three more tomorrow. The rest of the week is almost completely booked, and will be by tomorrow. I am busy out the wazoo.

I had a really funny one last week. The lady was five months pregnant. During the inspection she went from manic laughter to fitful weeping about five different times! It was a riot. Her husband kept lowering and shaking his head and saying, "PIA." Finally I asked him what that meant. He said, in a very tired voice, "Pain in ass..."

I told the manic/depressive lady that a couple of weeks ago I had taken a picture of the belly of a five-month-pregnant lady with my IR camera. It was quite clear where the baby was, so I took its picture and sent it to them. I had never done that before - it was pretty cool. She got real excited and asked me to take one of her baby. I did not have my camera with me and told her that. She collapsed onto a sofa, dramatically put her hand on her forehead, and, in her best Scarlett O'Hara at Tara voice said, "Damn you Jay!"

I looked at her husband, who already had his head lowered and shaking, and what do you think he said?

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